You Know You're on LPDL when... --By Lindsay

• "Hey, let's go get Naked!" is not a shocking statement
• Wearing Ryan Senior shorts is socially acceptable
• Everyone on the battery has a cell phone -- except Crunchy
• You associate with a scientist, an 80-year-old chain-smoker, a GQ model, a tree-hugger, a gangster, a nutcase, and David Bowie on a daily basis
• You know you've done something wrong when you hit "Notch 5"
• Pushing unfamiliar cars across the parking lot is a normal activity
• You know what "The Pee Jug" really is
• And you know who actually drank the contents . . .
• Clockstoppers is the worst movie ever
• "I can't find my pants!" is a phrase often heard
• It doesn't offend you
• The hotel coffee packets are confiscated
• You've slept in the band room numerous times
• Your section leader threatens to slit your throat
• He also calls you a weiner
• You have somehow contributed to the mauling of Bojangles
• You have bled on at least one instrument
• There is a grand story behind every hole in the wall . . . or ceiling . . .
• You've broken into the band room at least once
• You have witnessed a couch being thrown across the room
• A snare sectional means someone is buying lunch
• A stick is dropped, you immediately know who it was
• Girls can unload the trailer in less than 10 minutes
• You've seen Ryan Senior undressing at least once
• You've been called "White Boy" or "White Girl"
• Something being destroyed is a normal scene
• You know everyone's middle name -- even Tori's and Jake's!
• Rumbles are monthly activities
• Not having chops is the ultimate insult
• You frequently travel in shopping carts
• Drumline girls = Charlie's Angels

As Posted by Liz. ^_~