Andy's Sayings -By Brittany

The Complete List of Andy’s Sayings

* “Worry about your own backyard!”
* “Hey brain childs!”
* “This is beach weather!”
* “Come on, man! If you were walkin’ any slower you’d be walkin’ backwards!”
* “You’re playin’ like this,” (pointing to white)
* “He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.”
* (after telling you to come here) “How far do you think you would have gotten if I wouldn’t have called you over here?”
* “They put their shoes on the same way you do—one at a time.”
* “Shut up, punk!”
* (To Brittany) “Man, you’re such a girl.”
* “Hey, AF! The 1970s called! They want their uniforms back!”
* “Hey brain childs!”
* “I’ll give you five across the eye!”
* “You’re messin’ with the Koolaid!”
* “Hey white boy!”
* “The tail doesn’t wag the dog—remember that.”
* “Hey dingy blonde,” (then looks at Brittany) “No offense….”
* “You’re tryin’ to make an omelet with no eggs!”
* “Hey Bambi!”
* “Deer in front of the headlights!”
* “Hey! Don’t be playin’ a clean roll like that! You’re gonna give me a heart attack!”
* “You can’t polish a turd!”
* “Quality, not quantity.”
* “This is a recording of my FAVORITE music….”